Questions

I don't really understand the point of a blog. If I have to share something with some one, I do. Why write about it on the internet? So in my quest to find something interesting to write about I figured I would look for some random questions and try to answer them. I found some interesting ones like "How much does a grown moose weigh?" and "What was the Guano Islands act?" These were definitely not the kind of questions I expected but hey they're questions I found so I'm going to answer them the best I can.

So how much does a grown moose weigh? Fuck if I know I never got close enough to one to ask. Since it is usually rude to ask such a thing, why ask an animal who is know for it's bad temper? Maybe it would get offended and trample you. Maybe it's parents made fun of it and it now has an eating disorder. It would be interesting to see if a moose uses it's hoof to make it's self throw up or if it uses something else. Maybe a branch or a smaller animal. I know this all seems highly unlikely but it's not like humans see everything animals do. Animals have feelings too so is it not possible that an animal would be worried about it's weight? But I guess animals are different from people. It's usually a good thing for an animal to be a little chubby, keep themselves warm and what not. Any who, on to the next question.

What was the Guano Island act? Well I have absolutely no idea but lets break it down and come up with an answer. Guano is bat poop. So maybe somewhere there is an island made of only bat poop. I definitely don't want to live there. I would imagine it smells really bad. I'm guessing they had some kind of legal problems so they had to pass a law to stop that. There you go, the Guano Island act is an act that was passed on an island made of bat poop.

I'm sure this all sounds pretty stupid but hey, it's 2:30 am, do you really expect me to type smart crap at this time of night?