At last I have found what I'm looking for!!

I found the perfect website to fuel my blogs with awesome random questions. Questions like.... What is Satan's last name? Where does the toe tag go on a dead person who has no toes? If a person dies and then springs back to life do they get their money back for the coffin? So once again I will answer these questions based on what I think.

What is Satan's last name?
Well since Satan is related to God and God is Jesus, wouldn't his last name be Christ? Satan Christ? I know that sounds totally fucked up but Jesus' last name is Christ right? Watch now I'm going to get hit with lightning... so far so good. But maybe Satan has a more traditional last name like Smith or Jones. Maybe it's Stake since I was told on multiple occasions that I'm Satan's little sister. Maybe if I ever meet him I'll ask. That is if he really exists. Hmm we shall see.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person who has no toes?
Hmm... Around the ankle? Is the string big enough for that? Maybe if it was a person with multiple piercings they could put it through on of the hoops. That would be kind of awkward though. You go looking for the toe tag and it's tied to the person's septum ring. But then again that doesn't sound very effective. Perhaps an ear would be better since it could easily slip off a finger. That would suck. You're pushing a dead body to the moruge and the tag falls off. You get to the mourge and you're like who the fuck is this person? Shit. Reminds me of a bad Ewan McGreggor movie I once saw where he played a night guard at a mourge and people were being murdered there.

If a person dies and then springs back to life do they get their money back for the coffin?
First off, WHY THE HELL ARE THEY SPRINGING BACK TO LIFE?!?!?! IT'S A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE!!! KILL IT!!! I think that pretty much answers that question.

Questions

I don't really understand the point of a blog. If I have to share something with some one, I do. Why write about it on the internet? So in my quest to find something interesting to write about I figured I would look for some random questions and try to answer them. I found some interesting ones like "How much does a grown moose weigh?" and "What was the Guano Islands act?" These were definitely not the kind of questions I expected but hey they're questions I found so I'm going to answer them the best I can.

So how much does a grown moose weigh? Fuck if I know I never got close enough to one to ask. Since it is usually rude to ask such a thing, why ask an animal who is know for it's bad temper? Maybe it would get offended and trample you. Maybe it's parents made fun of it and it now has an eating disorder. It would be interesting to see if a moose uses it's hoof to make it's self throw up or if it uses something else. Maybe a branch or a smaller animal. I know this all seems highly unlikely but it's not like humans see everything animals do. Animals have feelings too so is it not possible that an animal would be worried about it's weight? But I guess animals are different from people. It's usually a good thing for an animal to be a little chubby, keep themselves warm and what not. Any who, on to the next question.

What was the Guano Island act? Well I have absolutely no idea but lets break it down and come up with an answer. Guano is bat poop. So maybe somewhere there is an island made of only bat poop. I definitely don't want to live there. I would imagine it smells really bad. I'm guessing they had some kind of legal problems so they had to pass a law to stop that. There you go, the Guano Island act is an act that was passed on an island made of bat poop.

I'm sure this all sounds pretty stupid but hey, it's 2:30 am, do you really expect me to type smart crap at this time of night?