Hooter girls have big boobs?

As usual I went to crazythoughts.com to get some ideas for my latest blog and i found this question...If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? I have heard that joke before but the bit about the Hooter's girls caught my attention. So I've been to a few Hooter's since my friends and my husband like chicken wings. I don't think they go for the wings, they're pretty bad. they usually go to play count the camel toe. While they play that and BS I usually end up seeing if any of the girls have bigger hooters than me, AND THEY DON'T. I have never seen a Hooter's girl with big boobs. They're all little girls who look like they need a burger. Why the hell do you work at a place known for boobs if you in fact have no boobs.

Ok, enough about boobs. Next question. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? They're ghosts! They can pretty much do whatever they want to. How embarassing would it be to be a ghost and you're glidig along haunting a house, trying to be scary and you fucking fall through the floor. That would suck, you'd lose some of your scariness factor by being a clumsy ghost.

Can animals commit suicide? Yes they can. You never heard of a fish jumping out of its bowl? An animals life can suck just as much as a human. they have feelings, they get depressed. It goes along with not asking a moose who much it weighs. It would suck to be a lemming. You have one depressed lemming and it jumps off a cliff the others are probably like, "Fuck! There goes Bill. Guess it's time to end it. GOOD BYE CRUEL LEMMING WORLD!" That's why you should always love your pets and give them a good life. you don't want to come home to your dog in the bathroom trying to slit its wrist with a butcher knife. If that happened what woul you do? Call an animal psychologist? Do the police have suicide watch for animals? I'm sure PETA might. Those crazy animal loving nazis!