I found the perfect website to fuel my blogs with awesome random questions. Questions like.... What is Satan's last name? Where does the toe tag go on a dead person who has no toes? If a person dies and then springs back to life do they get their money back for the coffin? So once again I will answer these questions based on what I think.
What is Satan's last name?
Well since Satan is related to God and God is Jesus, wouldn't his last name be Christ? Satan Christ? I know that sounds totally fucked up but Jesus' last name is Christ right? Watch now I'm going to get hit with lightning... so far so good. But maybe Satan has a more traditional last name like Smith or Jones. Maybe it's Stake since I was told on multiple occasions that I'm Satan's little sister. Maybe if I ever meet him I'll ask. That is if he really exists. Hmm we shall see.
Where does the toe tag go on a dead person who has no toes?
Hmm... Around the ankle? Is the string big enough for that? Maybe if it was a person with multiple piercings they could put it through on of the hoops. That would be kind of awkward though. You go looking for the toe tag and it's tied to the person's septum ring. But then again that doesn't sound very effective. Perhaps an ear would be better since it could easily slip off a finger. That would suck. You're pushing a dead body to the moruge and the tag falls off. You get to the mourge and you're like who the fuck is this person? Shit. Reminds me of a bad Ewan McGreggor movie I once saw where he played a night guard at a mourge and people were being murdered there.
If a person dies and then springs back to life do they get their money back for the coffin?
First off, WHY THE HELL ARE THEY SPRINGING BACK TO LIFE?!?!?! IT'S A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE!!! KILL IT!!! I think that pretty much answers that question.
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