So it's been a while since I've written anything so lets see what shenanigans I can come up with tonight, or this morning since my tummy decided it was going to rebel against the cheese I ate earlier.
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Hmmm, how about peanut ugly. Probably not.. Poopy Up? Pickled Uniform. God, this is actually bugging me now. I definetly going to look it up.
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
That would have to be one very drunk person. That would be an interesting conversation. "Honestly officer I haven't drank anything thing today. However that homeless guy I ate earlier was passed out drunk." We at least he would have to worry about a DUI.
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
That's a damn good question. Do dogs like the smell on poop? Maybe their butts don't smell like ass to them. Maybe they have some weird genetic thingy that makes their ass smell like pie. I'm sure I might like smelling some one's ass if it smelt like pie. Also makes me curious as to why Pippin always sticks his ass in my face. Does he think I like it? He seems to spend a lot of time licking his butt so maybe since he likes the smell... or taste so much he thinks I might like it. Goo...
Ok, my tummy has clamed down some so I'm gonna try to sleep. :)
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